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CLAB - Teqneek vs Carefoot CLAB - Teqneek vs Carefoot

Rated 1 / 5 stars

well damn, lets break this down...
teq: claims that if carefoot does a poor job he'll direct his verse2 at the next opponent
care: apparently did a really good verse because...
neek: directs this verse squarely at carefoot
foot: thinks teqneek did a poor job though and uses his verse2 to diss his following opponent

carefoot despite being inferior in skill wins this with a single epic flip.

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CLAB - suddle vs Willizard CLAB - suddle vs Willizard

Rated 2 / 5 stars

#freudianSlipFlow #toiletFunctionality
#erryoneGay #pitcherSwag #shitSaidBetweenVersesAlwaysWinsBattl es
#freeWilly #reBUTTsuddle #hardDickBars
#readingRandomShitFromYourRhymeNotebo ok
"son of mecca, alpha and omega" damn will, if only you were Nas and not currently in a battle.
Suddle seemed kinda lost and weak without a strong opponent but even with a quarter of his verses spent on generic gay disses (which everyone knows i dont respect) suddle still wins just because will completely wasted his last verse.

CLAB - Luke James vs Jang Gang CLAB - Luke James vs Jang Gang

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Luke James playing Juke Games on Jang-a-Lang Gang.

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CLAB - Sonic vs Wolfie CLAB - Sonic vs Wolfie

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ok listened to that 4 times. It's kinda weird because youre both similar in that you each just kinda plop out your disses matter-of-factly which is an interesting approach (and works well on this beat) but as a result there isnt many disses that really hit hard.
Overall i'd give it to wombat since he was dominating the flow of the conversation you two were having, got in a few more disses and benefited alot from being vocally clearer throughout.

CLAB - Jakobe vs Sky CLAB - Jakobe vs Sky

Rated 4 / 5 stars

haha wow, "we're in the same rap group and i barely heard of you" jakobe got in alot of personals, much more than normal for an internet battle.
"faker than global warming" no sky no. jakobe you really should have flipped that instead of the generic gay joke.
sky came pretty good in the last verse but overall jakobe is the winner for me.

CLAB - Senator vs Scuare CLAB - Senator vs Scuare

Rated 4 / 5 stars

SJD 2pts - 2 good disses(MC^2, integrity&spelling)
L7 10pts - good disses/flips(rehashdubs. fabrication, no buyers), great disses(lobbyist, titpics), good exit
SJD 0pts - negative for trying to defend titvertising, good flip(dissing me for singing)
L7 9pts - good disses/flips(fiction, yells to prove he's right, singing you suck at it), great disses(dubpop), great exit flip

L7, that's a scuare.

CLAB - Suddle vs Senator CLAB - Suddle vs Senator

Rated 3 / 5 stars

SudV1: white scene chicks+++, suck ass repetition+, singing off key+++, song for the haters+
SJDV1: feedback+, pissed old man+, bleed over+
SudV2: cream filled+++, repetitive garbage+
SJDV2: flagrant desperation+, returning crickets+, dat ending+
Vote goes to sudbubble: 12-6 Love.

I'm proud that my battle got SJD to think suddle is fat. Suddle will probably have to deal with fatjokes in battles forever now, lawl.

FYD - lil c (freestyle) FYD - lil c (freestyle)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

>fuck your daughter
>fuck your daughter
>fuck your daughter
>im the motherfucker completely ignored the chance to be witty and that's why i love you.

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EmpireMusic responds:

thankx bro if u ever wana do another duo holla at yo boi


PiG vs Teq (Chipmunk Rmx) PiG vs Teq (Chipmunk Rmx)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You lost by one acorn.

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Teqneek responds:

I know man that was nuts!

CLAB - Senator vs Gasmasq CLAB - Senator vs Gasmasq

Rated 2 / 5 stars

sjd: -4; 1 good diss, 2 negatives for obnoxious filler, 1 negative for trying to sell me a non-existant diss with pure delivery "mask doesnt cover his is him". 2 negatives for those obnoxious nonsense entrance and exit bars. Yep im judging you harsh, deal with it.
gas: 5; 3 good disses, 1 great diss "trying to create a genre", bad exit.
sjd: 0; nice flow, too bad i dont count that when scoring a battle.....also too bad you didnt land a single diss, not even a minor one.
gas: 2; 3 good disses, awful exit.

gas 7 to -4

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