PiGPEN's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[CLAB - Flip P vs TehSlap]

flip: -3 points (good exit, too many obvious prewrittens and filler)
slap: -4 points (bad disses, bad flips, bad exit)
flip: -4 points (1 good diss, filler, filler, prewritten, prewritten, filler)
slap: 6 points (5 good flips, 1 good diss)
Slap 2 to -7

[CLAB - I'mHigh vs Gambit]

high: -100% (start of the verse was pointless filler, end was hilariously bad freestylan.)
gambit: -99% (1 good diss in a sea of obvious prewrittens and bad filler)
high: -101% (1 bad flip, horribleness)
gambit: -100% (sinking to opponents level of talking nonsense, 1 good flip, filler filler filler)
Draw.

[CLAB - Chainsaw vs Mao]

hector: 6 points (1 great diss "bitches - self titled", 3 good disses)
mao: 3 points (2 good disses, 1 good flip)
hector: 5 points (4 good disses, good exit)
mao: -2 points (2 bad flips "i didnt use any effects", "nimbus used that last year")
Chainsaw easily 11 to 1.

[Clab - Suddle Vs Xst@tyk]

suds: 4 points (4 good disses)
xstat: from what i could make out... 5 points (1 great flip "that verse was at least half ebonic", 2 good flips)
suds: 4 points (2 good flip, 2 good disses)
xstat: 4 points (3 good flips, good exit flip)

Suddle 8 - 9 XST@TYK
My scoring system counts diss scores within 3 points of each other as a tie. Tiebreaker is a scoring of multies/internals within the positively scored disses.
*scores* 6 points each......WELP. draw it is.

[CLAB - Boss vs Byron]

CashBoss: 1 point (2 good disses and a good exit, negative for lame gay diss)
Byron: -1 (2 good disses, negatives for 2 bad/wut disses "ur an elementary schooler. i'll be diggin up a ditch" "cliche criminal and negative for flipping a lame gay diss with a lame gay diss)
Bosslin: 10 points (1 great diss "mentally challenger", great exit, 1 good diss, 3 good flips)
TheRapper: 1 point (3 good flips, negative for that corny pointless "ize" rhyme overkill and that unbelievably awkward exit)

Boss wins easily 11 to 0 despite the shitty first verse.

[Kill Bill v Senator Dean]

Bill: 12 points (2 great disses; butthead diss & "MUST BE ROLLIN", 6 good disses)
Dean: 9 points (2 great disses; beat selling website diss & disaster relief diss, 4 good disses, negative for the overextended 4 bar Kill Bill reference that went nowhere)
KBV2 ftw.

[Clab - Maverick Vs Pigpen]

It's a story all about how his rhymes got flipped, turned upside down.

[The White Girl Love Song]

Ill Slick RIck shit. BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK.

Poniiboi responds:

LOL thnx

[CLAB - P64 vs Wyze]

I judge based purely on lyrical content and have my own scoring system...
-verse1: -6 points (a bad diss, a bunch of obvious pre-writtens and pointless filler....wtfru doing?)
-verse2: 6 points (1 great flip "steve irwins ghost...", 3 good disses/flips, some untapped potential with personal material that didnt achieve punchlines)
-verse3: -4 points (youre spending all your time trying to rhyme and not putting one ounce of effort into crafting effective disses, this is a battle not show'n'tell)
-verse4: 3 points (1 great diss "done after 2 rounds", 2 good disses/flips, 2 pointless filler)
Wyze, 9 to -10.

[CLAB - AxTekk vs FatBeats]

I judge based purely on lyrical content and have my own scoring system...
-verse1: 6 points (1 great diss "beating rampant is not exactly an achievement", 3 good disses, a fair amount of mediocre disses that didnt reach their full potential)
-verse2: -1 point (2 good disses, 3 bad disses/flips... such as flipping his insult that you use empty threats of violence with an empty threat of violence)
-verse3: 3 points (3 good disses but on the soft side, a fair amount of references i didnt understand)
-verse4: 4 points (4 good disses)
Axtekk, 9 to 3.