Achilles
"While you're making flash games i'm living in the fast lane." - Stupidest lyric i've heard from anyone, in any style of music, all year.
Achillies wins it for some clever disses and killer exits while n1k was busy not rhyming properly and dissing nerds from the 90s about their joysticks.
Murdaa's best verse yet, lol.
Murdaa is in a corner crying about how you dissed his pencil stache.
lot of WUT (and filler) up in here
smorg: "listen to the beat of your heart beat" d'aaaw
gas: did you say "shut your dick trap"?, half+spam folder, +nice exit
smorg: +"that last one was personal because your name was in front of it", +lolwut exit
gas: half+prostate enjoyment (hoping this is about the fart sounds), -obvious multiple takes of speedcore filler... color me not impressed, +nice exit
So my dissmaths say this is a tie....so i vote Gas since smorg fails at flow/rhyming/staying-on-subject/ETC. Really bad battle overall though.
don't pull a pigpen, kids
Glitch you shouldn't having backing vocals so loud (or do them better) since it jumbles and makes it hard to catch some of your hits.
glitch: +greenday or nas, listened to the verse a couple of times but the rest of these disses are weak and/or filler
madflex: +hair diss, +porch light, +nice fat diss exit
glitch: quarter+dissing your looks flip ("not even open mic would book that crap" that's the best punchline you could come up with for that?), a perfectly valid attempt to flip the multiple name disses... wasted by not having a punchline... what are you doing?
madflex: +flipping the name diss for him, +hail mary's, +++"fuck your.." series ripping apart glitch's weak verse, +epic-ish exit lines
MadFlex curbstomped Glitch.
MY VOTE DOESNT COUNT
Levels on this song are all messed up....no one knows basic mastering?
It's a struggle to hear so i might have missed some stuff...
Nimbus: half+skinny jeans, half+ for the two anime references since i guess there's a reason for them but im not very well gonna research to make your disses count.
Cynic: +calling nimbus out on reused lyrics, half+jet plane
Nimbus: half+flipping jet plane, -avatar flip....wasnt a worthwhile diss in the first place that you've flipped into even less of a diss, half+ok end
Cynic: +generally sucks, +fake guns, +generic filler rhymes
Cynic did much better on his final verse and won it in my opinion but for a matchup that was being so hyped it was quite weak overall.
Steve
Self: half+age diss, +shirt & tie & goatee, half+art>music diss, half+even steven, -pointlessly letting eminem write your exit
Steve: half+research diss, +eminem from edmonton, half+name diss
Self: --"when did i say i was black?" no one said anything to this affect don't throw around obvious prewrittens, half+canadian bacon flip, +steve to stan, half+soundcloud flip, +goatee spunk good exit
Steve: +low google pagerank diss, half+3rd person promotion, +nice exit
Well Self could have won in my eyes had he not thrown those 2 horrible negatives. But then again both of you were wasting a lot of potentially great disses.....those half+'s are what i give to disses with a good core but are ultimately underdeveloped.
Mad by a +
mad: +last round reference, +monitor gurls, +good exit/last round reference2
kid: +in bed with bigred, half+NGlvl diss (it's so stupid that i found it funny), +BRB, +PENISFAGGOTWEINERGAY
mad: +like mother like son, +crossbones, +turdoftheweek, +nice exit
kid: ++6yo dentistry, half+bettered toast
Solid battle, GSK's loss is down to purely not doing very well on his second verse but i lawl'd at him doing backing on MadFlex's verses....why are you his hypeman dude? lol
cynic? no, apathetic.
I'd do my regular diss maths review but there's no point here.
There was like 4 or 5 disses total from this whole battle. I think heisalive was right at the end saying this was a collab because it sure as hell wasn't a battle.
Cynic will win this no question just because of general betterness but this wasn't a fun battle, guys.
oh i can review myself, sweet.
PiGPEN: half+i like the way i say "wtcrap" :3, +rick astley diss, half+for ambiguously phrased prison rape, ++"this time the pen served nimbeeees" i make such awesome exit lines that one in particular was quite a poetic summary and nice punch *jacksoff*
Nimbus: +WAA WAA WAA, lol did you say rick ASHley?, +grateful dead, +WEE WEE WEE, half+piglatin
PiGPEN: +flipping the excessive amount of "pig" disses, +pig as cops/sore spot, ++negligent father diss...would not normally hit so hard but the jail stuff has been firmly established, +bigbadwolf flip, half+angrybirds flip, half+#biwinning
Nimbus: -proudly announcing youre gonna do more pig jokes, half+hitler....not quite a diss, half+flipping hypocrisy on the vague gay diss from verse 1 (what took so long), meh exit.....Charlie Sheen is at round a billion BRO.
SO YEAH I THINK PiGPEN WON THIS (NO BIAS).
...did you really have to post this?
vote goes SlapHappy
qsik: +sharpie mo
glitch: many men?....that's 50 cent's song not eminem's, -cliche gay bashing
qsik: ludacris?...no one in this battle has even a 100th of Ludacris's energy, +national debt
glitch: +zombie murder
Eh i donno.
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Age 39, Male
Sydney
Joined on 5/11/01
NGHH - achilles vs n1k 
