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[NGHH'11 - Steve vs EpiTroll]

SteveGuzzi

"you must be limbless cause you're having trouble grasping defeat"
I would've expected that to be flipped but even though it wasn't you still dealt a lethal blow to yourself, troll.

[Nghh11 - Gsk Vs Vox]

Diss Tennis

-GSK weakly disses Ret by saying naughty things about his Father.
-Ret strongly retorts to this by saying he had sexual intercourse with GSK's mother and wittily describes himself as being GSK's father because of this.
-GSK in return disses his own mother to nullify Ret's retort.....and he does it hilariously.

Even if Ret was able to respond i doubt he would have been able to adequately return your volley. Good show, chaps.

[NGHH'11 - Em-Hotep vs Self]

Self

hotep: --can barely make out what youre saying throughout this have to read the verse, -nothing about his opponent
self: ++++setup bar then punchline bar*4 all of them personal
hotep: ++lol, adding a chorus to a battle, -superfast mumbling cant make out anything again, half+ for "go fuck yo self" (which i had to read)
self: ++++did it again

[Nghh11 Mcko Nimbus Vs. Mao]

herpderp

Nimbus: Good lead-in followed by boring gay jokes, half+for the title quoting this setup line doesnt really make a whole lot of sense though, +the punchline for it is good though despite being another gay joke
Mao: +tickles, +copyright infringement, -crucifixion since it doesnt hit hard and could be flipped easily
Nimbus: -defensive start, ...you chose to flip the mason-dixon one? derp, ++good end
Mao: half+retirement diss could be done better, +good end

So by my diss maths you guys tied....tiebreaker would go to Nimbus for better delivery.

MaoDaMighty responds:

Thanks for voting PiGPEN

[NGHH2011-SKS-vs-Smorgishmorg]

Smorgishmorg no question

SKS: You plopped smorgs name at the front of a verse that has nothing to do with him. FAIL.
Smorg: +verse diss, half+mic diss (that could easily be thrown back in your face), +reality check, ++stealing acronym, +ok end
SKS: -i was about to + the Sheen reference...but then i listened again and it made no damn sense, -accepts he mic diss and doesnt return the volley
Smorg: +dissing voice switchup*3, half+silly but kinda funny ending

[Cynic Vs. Boss NGHH11]

Surprisingly....Boss

cynic: start your rap on the beat? i think you just did it. +drawin dicks, +working man, +good end
boss: +"yo mammy"_unclassic dozens, +last year, +p.diddy, +name disease, +mammy returns with mammary, half+ok end
cynic: half+apprentice (no where as cool a callback as mammy), -bad end

GloineFiodh responds:

start your rap on the beat because he was rapping first but left 30 seconds of silence for no reason.

[NGHH'11 - n1k-mug vs suddle]

suddlenuance

n1k: -"gay little voice" slowball, +good exit diss
suddle: +hitting the slowball out of the park, +shortselling your producing to diffuse his one good diss, +sippin tea
n1k: half+ on "subtle rhymes" could've been better, +darth vader, -real bad end
suddle: +i dont get the asher roth reference but dissing mug's flow technique that happened just 3 lines ago caught my attention, half+throwing his bad ending back at him....but it wasn't a very good ending itself.

[NGHH'11 - Ockeroid vs Moniker]

Ockeroid

Ockeroid: +discount hit, +good end
Moniker: -switch swag, get cash
Ockeroid: +breaking mirror_classic dozens, +'nother good end
Moniker: +Britannica entrance, sire frail? flier pale? fire sale?

[Lejin - 2011 warm up]

You should've joined NGHH11.

"I'm doing this live [obvious cut]" lol your credibility was gone the second i heard that but still it's pretty good.

Lejin responds:

you can ask my engineer mr.Jarret if you wanna believe the amatuer talk on this website aside from my solid facts, done in 5 minutes live right before my trip to egypt. Its ovious for someone as big as me to get asked "You should've joined NGHH11" when there are somany others who lack the recognition to be asked the same question. As hip Hop NG's #1 artist i felt it was a waste of time to judge this year but i was considerate enough to have someone monitor the tournament for me. As everyone is aware i will be cheering on for the following artist:

Murdaa

THEICONICICON

Greenskullkid

Gasmasq

MickeyMao

ans ofcourse Broken-Needle lol

- Mr. Big Bad Lejin (Hip Hop NG's#1 Artist)
- A-GANG (Almighty Records)
- Real-Over-Fake -(Approved)

[NGHH2011 - GRIM vs Waus]

Ehhhhhh

Waus: Cannot make out a single word you said. Read the verse and it only has a single reference to your opponent. And that reference was completely superficial.
Grim: Also a completely superficial verse. You didn't even say your opponents name.
Waus: Somewhat better enunciation here thankfully. This verse is completely in response to the previous verse so that's a step up although nothing really stands out as a hard hit.
Grim: Yay you're responding finally. Eh, but only half these are responses. And like Waus none of them really stand out as hitting hard...you make 2 nice setup bars followed by 2 lackluster punchlines.

Kinda hard to decide who's better on such pathetic verses but i guess i would go with Waus since Grim had no excuse to not be responding right from his first verse.

Murdaa responds:

lol pathetic ey? I didnt know u had to personally know your opponent to battle them. Since when did people going to an open mic battle know their opponent personally enough to shit on their life? Idk about you.. but i dont think stalking someones page before writing a verse is part of a rap battle. Where I come from.. That's gay. I have no reason to stay and look through another Man's Social Network to get dirt off him so i can use it in a rap battle. u know what we do here? We Actually Rap... we dont talk on beats.. We Flow... We Deliver. Personal hits don't mean as much as u think they do. u must be a retard if u think waus actually won. Lmao. Beef.. and Rab battles are 2 different things dipshit. Ill murder ya bum ass too.

Lyrically i murdered dis dude. My flow murdered him. My production murdered him. My delivery Murdered him. I dont understand why people need to read other peoples verse to know what they said..

The truth hurts.
Get Mad.
R.o.F.