PiGPEN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lüky's Ma Day Special]

too short

And not enough sex and violence and beheading/scat.
Good to see Luky back though! YAY!

Anfaalo responds:

You kids have a one track mind. My semester's out in a week, and I'll give you a full-length cartoon after that, k?

[Public Service Condom]

ooooooooooh!

From the load screen i could tell this was going to be a work of genius....and you did not dissapoint. ROCK THE FUCK ON!

[Clay vs. Paper]

that was awesome

why the heck is the score so low? =_O
That was very well done and innovative (NEEDS a preloader but you know that). Keep up the great work.

[SpriteTT#5:Legend Of Link]

thorough review comin up...

Preloader: coolness, the triforce looks a bit odd though there.
Preloader game: More coolness, needs some way to lose or win or something though.
Menu: Coolness for three.
Credits: The horse animation is crummy and...is that ground going the right way =_O??

Xanadu32: GO MAJORAS MASK! Best Zelda game evar! Besides that the sprites are some you dont see often so thats cool and except for some isolated incidents the animation is pretty solid. The only issue id see with it would be that the text being at the top makes it kinda hard to focus on whats going on. Overall great though. 4/5

MasaAndMune: Link to the Past! Second greatest Zelda game! hehe. The animation was flawless, the action felt a little lifeless though. Extremely good concept with the Uncle ressurection thing. I wouldve liked to see more zombie fighting+ hordes. But whats with that text?!? Really that shit hurt my eyes <_> 3/5

Cryokenetic: Lamer than the show. Dont quit cha day job. 1/5

Luigi_Dude: You went for a real epic. The thing about epics though are they have to make up for weak stories (epics always do) with outstanding visual presentation. Unfortunately, the animation was choppy like a chef and every sprite (characters, backgrounds, ect.) was ugleeee. And for the love of all thats holy stop using those shittastic speech bubbles. 2/5

[Vengeance DVD]

GO AUTOBOTS!

This one is a bit mixed. On the graphics, you drew Buildings and Machinery well but much of the background settings were poorly done, the explosions were sub-par and the human characters were none-existant. Which makes this very odd, you quote Einstein at then end as saying 'as long as their are men there will be war' yet there were no people at all in sight, this was essentially Machines versus Buildings. Maybe this is how you see war, maybe this is social commentary on how many people see war or maybe you just suck real bad at drawing people. In any case it seems the machines won...although even after a Nuclear strike them buildings were still standing (more oddness).
I found most of the song choices to be contrived, overdramatic songs that have been used many times before...with the exception being 'Dont Fear The Reaper' Good song and Good use, earned you three humor points. And if im not wrong, that 'Reaper' scene seems like a nod to Dr. Strangelove.

So in future...work on your character animation, try harder to make a convincing looking Sun and less over-the top over-used music.

["target practice" W.W.W]

eye for an eye...

...toe for a toe, fighting fire with fire, fighting for peace, fucking for virginity. Very nice of you. Im glad you didnt try to actually think of a way these sorts of event could be prevented in future or what contributed to their cause. To prevent a kid from commiting a massacre caused by him being bullied, taunted and ostrachised you would bully, taunt and ostrachise him....and kill him for good measure.
You cant hug a child with nuclear arms.

[LoZ - The Final Link]

poser

Firstly...no story (a text section never counts as a story and yours was mainly just Zelda backstory from the games anyway).
Secondly...where is it modern like you said? It didnt look modern at all, if anything i would say you just used that as an excuse to not have 'Link' in his normal clothes cuz that would obviously take some work on your part rather than simply using one of Poser's premade clothing sets. And while im on that, Poser sucks, dont use it ever again. Poser is immediately recognizable to anyone whos used it or seen something made with it and all the character movements look awkward in Poser. Either use a real program like 3dsmax or maya or just do some regular old 2d drawing.
And as for the music...ive never played any of the playstation final fantasy's either but ive seen enough FF flashes to know that the choir is saying "Sepiroth" not "Zelda Rocks". You probally shoulda looked for something outside of game music.

ps. It's 'Ganon' not 'Gannon'...That was a typo in the English version of OoT. And given that youve got him in his Hylian (not-pig monster) form he should really be called 'Ganondorf' (full name is 'Ganondorf Dragmire' for those who care).

LeviFolds responds:

i do recall refering to GANONDORF as such in the text story and i used the zelda backstory for those who arent as informed about the original stories as you are - i didnt make this just for zelda fans - and as ive told others, this battle isnt between LINK and GANNON and i will continue to spell it that way because where i used it in the story was where i was referring to OoT and since they mispelled it, i will mispell it . my fucking god, that is the STUPEDIST little detail that anyone has picked out so far - you seriously need to get a job on American Idol or something because you are more cliche when it comes to bitter trashtalking than any other review ive seen so far, so...good luck replacing simon cowell (or is it cowel?)

[Hyperboy: Episode 3]

hehe.

i become a bigger and bigger fan of Hyperboy with each successive episode....like that guy in Monty Python who ate too much.
You so funnay *slaps*

[Sally Can Wait]

*sheds a tear* touching!

Another super music video from the Barella!
Graphics were as close to perfection as youre gonna get without a team of under-paid asians doing your work for you, the story was touching and the most competent story telling ive seen on newgrounds in a long time (definitely the best from you ive seen *wink*). And on top of all that you gave me a worthless credit to fill time until the song finished! ^_^
Great stuff and the fastest working time ive seen for something of this quality. KUDOS! ...again.

-PiGPEN, womb destroyer.

[Modest]

stop mouthing off

in a similar nature to previous reviewer mrwendal im pissed off at what you said in the commentary. Not same reason as wendal but because you claimed this animation was "100% fbf" which is an obvious lie upon viewing, you used that walking (or hopping or whatever) movie clip alot aswell as the blood clip. Also the action in this had little impact as its hard to keep eye contact with the action...an idea for you (and anyone else who does similar animations) is to copy the frames from an entire scene and put it in a movieclip (set to graphic loop in properties to work with it) and then move it and enlarge it to where the action is, use it as a camera.
voted 3.