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[Lüky's Ma Day Special]

too short

And not enough sex and violence and beheading/scat.
Good to see Luky back though! YAY!

Anfaalo responds:

You kids have a one track mind. My semester's out in a week, and I'll give you a full-length cartoon after that, k?

[LoZ - The Final Link]

poser

Firstly...no story (a text section never counts as a story and yours was mainly just Zelda backstory from the games anyway).
Secondly...where is it modern like you said? It didnt look modern at all, if anything i would say you just used that as an excuse to not have 'Link' in his normal clothes cuz that would obviously take some work on your part rather than simply using one of Poser's premade clothing sets. And while im on that, Poser sucks, dont use it ever again. Poser is immediately recognizable to anyone whos used it or seen something made with it and all the character movements look awkward in Poser. Either use a real program like 3dsmax or maya or just do some regular old 2d drawing.
And as for the music...ive never played any of the playstation final fantasy's either but ive seen enough FF flashes to know that the choir is saying "Sepiroth" not "Zelda Rocks". You probally shoulda looked for something outside of game music.

ps. It's 'Ganon' not 'Gannon'...That was a typo in the English version of OoT. And given that youve got him in his Hylian (not-pig monster) form he should really be called 'Ganondorf' (full name is 'Ganondorf Dragmire' for those who care).

LeviFolds responds:

i do recall refering to GANONDORF as such in the text story and i used the zelda backstory for those who arent as informed about the original stories as you are - i didnt make this just for zelda fans - and as ive told others, this battle isnt between LINK and GANNON and i will continue to spell it that way because where i used it in the story was where i was referring to OoT and since they mispelled it, i will mispell it . my fucking god, that is the STUPEDIST little detail that anyone has picked out so far - you seriously need to get a job on American Idol or something because you are more cliche when it comes to bitter trashtalking than any other review ive seen so far, so...good luck replacing simon cowell (or is it cowel?)

[FF:The New Empire Part 2]

Better than the others in this series

still that isnt saying much (in my opinion that this series is pretty yawntastic). The fighting scenes were good and help moved this along though you ended rather abruptly. I suggest having some sort of twist at the end in future...something to leave the audience in question of what will happen next time, whereas now we know next time there will be some more tournament and that evil guy will do some evil stuff. Also i think maybe you should take out the stat section at the bottom of fights, i know its part of the authenticism but its distracting...and you should have less text you need to click and make the text bigger and easier to read.

Thats all from me (...awaits immature name-calling.)

Tootbook responds:

Umm ok? People enjoy the hp mp status, and like you said story is the most important thing in a flash so thats what I have. Dunno if you noticed but i unco-authored you on the Time trials :). Just because you piss me off, so there ya go :). Thanks for the review.

[SpriteTT#2:Epic Battles:B]

1 good 1 great 2 boring

Gamma you owned SO much. It was funny, great music, great sprites...just owned all over the place.
2nd place goes to Square for not soooo much talking as the others and the variation of Link being involved (and the irony that its a Link sprite based off of Megaman).
The other 2 were boring talk sections followed by boring action sections followed again by more boring talking.

Also those whod like to join The Sprite Time Trials#3: Earthbound Edition goto Flash section of the Newgrounds BBS. Posted by meZor.

BlackDevilX responds:

Well look who it is!! Mr think his flash is the best but it really wasnt from the goomab time trial who was a late entry cuz i got grounded! Hiya. So my fight scences are "boring" eh? Hmm you shouldnt be so cocky ok? The them of the time trial was an EPIC battle so kow ya facts b4 ya post. moron.

Hope to see u in the next Time trial!

[SpriteTT#1:Goomba Assault]

not to be biased but...

i totally owned everyone else.

...period.

^_^

Tootbook responds:

No you didn't you fuckin' faggot

[Punch-Out Chapter Two]

very good

Exceptionally moving for a sprite movie.
Everything just worked so well.
Only problem i saw with it was the last song. While 'Clocks' is a great song it doesnt fit at all. If you were gonna use a Coldplay song you should have used something like 'A Rush of Blood to The Head' or maybe 'God Put a Smile on Your Face'. (heh, both have a lyrical likeness to the situation)

AngelnX responds:

common song but what the hey. thanks anyways

[Lüky and Suicide Meg Ep.2]

i..i...*sniff*

im not gonna cry...i promised myself i wouldnt cry. That was simply fan-buttery-tastic. i love you now and will bear your children.

Anfaalo responds:

Um... you're a dude. I mean, I'm as San Franciscan as the next fellow but I don't think that's physically possible.

You must have not seen the warning label in the credits.

[Shrimps McGee]

cr-cr-cr-cr-CRAP!

im STILL not dissin you to make myself feel better (well maybe a little) but that...wtf was that? That musta took you a whole 8 seconds to make. I can pull more entertaining things outta my ear. *pulls something out of my ear* ...well maybe not this one but ive definitely had stuff come out of my ear more entertaining than this crap.
Oh and also stop giving bad reviews to EVERYONE.
If you really wanted to make people smile you wouldnt be such an asshole. Good Day!

HappyHarry responds:

Bad reviews don't make me an asshole, it makes me truthful, and what's your problem? I dissed your crappy flash and now you have some vendetta against me? Get over yourself.

[Batman Lives]

nice

i dont have to diss you to make myself feel good.
it was very pretty...not my type of humor though.
^_^ Keep at it Young One!

HappyHarry responds:

Don't patronise me

Patronise? It means to 'talk down to'

[Link's Acid Trip]

not bad

i love game stuff and i love odd ball humor and i love drug trips (not 'ness'essarily in that order) though i'd say that wasnt quite oddball enough for me.
also...where did you get the smarties/cat robot joke from? im not gonna accuse you of stealing it (its just a stupid little joke after all) i was just wondering where it was from...

OH GOD! i wont be able to stop thinking of cats walking around with smarties packs round there legs until i figure out where i heard it before!!!

Incubusx500 responds:

the smarties joke was from a channel 4 advert with jimmy carr the host of distraction...yeah i stole it but then loadsa people steal jokes for their movies..the rest of mine are original! Good to know that my surreal humour is appreciated by some people!