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PiGPEN
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Age 38, Male

Sydney

Joined on 5/11/01

Level:
22
Exp Points:
5,170 / 5,380
Exp Rank:
9,068
Vote Power:
6.39 votes
Rank:
Town Watch
Global Rank:
45,902
Blams:
80
Saves:
109
B/P Bonus:
2%
Whistle:
Normal
Trophies:
15
Medals:
181

That game qualifies as the most broken game on newgrounds, not the hardest.

SMB2 actually worked, and it was responsive. The difficulty of the game came from it being, well, difficult.

Your game, on the other hand, is basically everything we hated about old time games put into one horrid package. Terrible programing, horrible detection, etc. Basically, instead of a functioning game that provides a real challenge, we have a broken game where the challenge is in the fact that the game itself is almost unplayable.

Almost.

Sure, sure. Keep telling yourself that.

has anybody actually beaten it?

yes....somewhat.

It's pretty awesome actually. I like it.

Why do I die when I jump on the armadillos? I've only gotten past those damn armadillos twice. Couldn't you add a bit more information in the instructions? Like X blocks are dangerous. And I stil don't know what those fucking signs are for.

I like the game, but your instructions suck. Btw, how far am I into the game?

well you die when jumping on crabs because of their claws....so you die jumping on armadillos because of their claws probably...or teeth.

I voted your game 0 because an add interrupted my game play. You are a moron for doing that.

being dead really isnt gameplay.

It's being downvoted because the controls are terrible and those "medal whores" are the only reason you get so many views. And am I the only one who finds it hilarious that even you didn't get any medals besides the one you claim to be the "Badge of Failure?"

It's not like i was trying to get that badge....it's a hard game :3

I do fucking love it sir.

kumpai!

FUUUCK!

This makes SMB2 look like a bitch!

I beat your game so EAT IT!

Oh and The hardest game on Newgrounds is Alkie Kong 2 on Brutal without dieing once which I COMPLETED.

You didnt clear it either.

I like a challenge, but I think your game is unreasonable. Anyone can beat it if they're willing to take the ridiculous amount of hours it'd take to learn everything... There's nothing wrong with your game technically, it's just a big time consumer. There's not even a good couple of "training" stages to allow the player to get used to those quirky controls. It's just like "BOOM!! here you go MOTHERFUCKER!!!" lol.

Your game is unreasonable. Well made, but unreasonable. Most people hopefully have better things to do then figuring this game out inch by inch.

"Anyone can beat it if they're willing to take the ridiculous amount of hours it'd take to learn everything."

Really you can say that about any game.

Hey, your news title is wrong, it's not hardest game, it's the most bad programmed piece of boring shit on newgrounds.

Even Stickya Adventurya was fun to play.

WOW an author who didn't even won his own submission... you are a fail man... A FAIL!!!

I wonder what will happen when it gets blammed.

Ooh! I wonder!? Let's keep looking at it until it's blammed!

i liked the game even though it was harder than an erection

Speak for yourself.

What I've noticed in the review section is that everyone who gave this game a good score has been rated useless, and everyone who doesn't know there's an "A" button on their keyboards has been rated useful... I bet the 4chan-kiddos found your game.

nah, the 4chan kiddos are at /f/ playing sprite smash.

I hate you. lol... one of the hardest games I have ever played :)
BUT, it's not as hard as Kaizo Mario (AKA Asshole Mario)!

I donno....Kaizo had checkpoints and enough lives for me to make it to the final level and all the way to Bowser...couldn't manage to beat him but i'm sure i could with some luck (those fucking hammers at the end are endless....need godly luck).

Oh yeah, its a challenge alright. The level is so long and slippery controling will cause you to never make it. Oh yeah, and iI hear your secret achievement is to run back after beating the boss. Are you guys nuts?

Just a little.

I hope you don't seriously think that your game was fun

I hope you don't seriously think that your opinion was meaningful.

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