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PiGPEN
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Age 38, Male

Sydney

Joined on 5/11/01

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Your mom likes dancing, a lot.

Also nice story wasn't unrealistic at all.

I didn't get any free stuff when I visited :*(

DAMMNN YOU TOM FULLPPPPPPPPPP

Beg more.

"im pretty sure i accidentally P-Bot's neck bauble."

what you are noobert fuck you 4chan is a horrible place die die die teh

cool story bro

oh you awkward little shit talker you

I guess i wouldn't have it any other way.

I like your work a lot but you're totally a forgettable human being.
I swear if you didn't have that baseball cap on i would've forgotten it was you.

so how has meeting the people in person changed your views of them if at all?

I GOT A FREE PENICORN.

At this point, I doubt Stamper isn't related to anyone in the country, he's such a lady killer.

Fair enough, anyways I'm glad you're not here anymore...I got tired of you walking into every conversation going on and awkwardly ruining it with your babbling nonsense and silent stares

atleast your mom was ready to put out if stamper wanted to GIVE OUT HMMMMM

Hey now, hey...hold on there.... *stare*

i wish i had a hot mom, well-versed in the art of dance conversation to preoccupy members of newgrounds staff with.

if only i was as cool as you.
i would be very cool.

How did Stamper taste?

Like a Slim Jim flavored cigartte.

SOuP
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AWWW SO CUTE. :D rofl

Sounds like your mom was the one who scored big! lol

And that concludes the story of your real father....

HAHAHA YOU GAVE STAMPER A BLOWJOB AND SUICIDED WITH HIM AHAHAAHA!!! That's nothing, I TOOK A SHIT WITH STAMPER ONCE!!!!!!!!!

It was totally manly of you to wait to voice your opinions til you got home, that shit is awesome respectable yo.

P.S. Just your mom will do next time.

You saw me sniggering right in front of you as you and Egoraptor discussed mean reviews and how they "really affect me governor, chip chip cheroo"... paraphrased of course.

"one for Power of Three that looks really fun... an action platformer but your only attack is a jump kick"

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS A SECRET

I leak like a faucet.

Very strange.......

Newgrounds seems awesome. I wish I could make flash animations and become popular enough to just crash into the newgrounds office without anyone hesitating to stop me. But I can't afford flash. But if I one day do become a popular flash animator, remind me not to bring my mom when I decide to break into the newgrounds office.

Well if your mom is easily offended by penises i wouldn't recommend bringing her.

Soooo...why did you bring your mum along?

Because she drove me and im not some teenage faggot who would have his mother wait in the car.

Lol, I stood my my desk and watched you hobble along hunched over with your hands in your pocket scared to speak. With that crooked scared smile, broken teeth, and gigantic mickey mouse sneakers.
You're moyther was fun though, as was her enjoyable conversation of releasing ones Chakara through sexual energy. Lol,

I did laugh my ass off though when she said she never have to worry of her 23 year old man-son ever getting anyone pregnant. lol

Anyways. After playing V tech, and watching your Street collab, I totally pictured you to be this cool hip kid with his pulse on everything. But after I saw you walk in still attached from your mom's umbilical cord, I went back to work.

A scared overgrown 23 year old isnt my Idea of good conversation material.

Not scared...just not any good at starting conversations...and i kept walking between conversations because i was looking for something good to listen to.

AND I CANT HELP MY FEET BEING THAT BIG MAN THATS NOT COOL MAN SERIOUSLY!

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