Afro-Ninja 2008-05-04 04:55:30

"sup guys I like to cause lame controversy with shitty flash, your awards suck and I'm going to bitch about them instead of offering any plausible alternatives, this place is a worthless shit-hole, btw thanks for letting me post this on the front page. FREEDOM OF SPEECH 4-EVR"

sorbitol 2008-05-04 06:21:45

The top 5 best should include:

1. Halomen 4: Justice On Another Moon. (12 frames-per-second)

2. My Newground 2: I Really, Really like Newgrounds!! ( Please Vote 5!!!)

3. Madness Consideration: Madness Blobs reconcile their problems and show each other consideration.

4. Super Mario DragonBallz Spite Fest: Sprite Fight Deluxe Edition (includes free stick of gum).

5. Foamy Begins: Prequel set in the 1970's detailing the origins of a vigilante who vows to avenge society by complaining about it very loudly.

lenkalamari 2008-05-04 08:08:36

Be happy it's madness and not Mario Bros Sprite Sexy Hentai Super Duper X Z Street Fighter Vs. Beyblade Naruto Wars 5: Chaos Approaches

Luis 2008-05-04 08:55:38

yawn. well atleast youre predictable.

JonBro 2008-05-04 09:08:11

I agree with you about Madness Deus Ex Machina. I wanted to stab myself in the eyes when I saw that up there, too.

I disagree with you about the rest (because I think there's a lot of great quality in MOST of the nominees) but eh, oh well.

Spite 2008-05-04 09:51:00

I hate everything. Newgrounds is gay.
gaaaaaayyyyyyy

SirPongo 2008-05-04 09:58:36

I guess tom decided to rip off the oscars awards by making the ng tank awards. can't blame him.

well look on the bright side, you don't have to prepare an award speech.

MindChamber 2008-05-04 10:17:36

thank god newgrounds will be blocked from Australia soon, that way you don't have to torture yourself with this pathetic site any longer. lols

DP 2008-05-04 12:05:01

You only say that because you have not submitted anything good in a while and need to take your anger out on the the people who have real flash skills.

Taereth 2008-05-04 13:58:50

Well if you get sick of watching the flash on NG you could always go read angry posts from 22-year-olds acting like they're whiny 13-year-olds. I find it's a great laugh in the morning.

Oh, but on a serious note, you could totally start your own awards ceremony! You could hand pick submissions that you actually consider worthy and vote on them by yourself! Then you could send people awards for being your favorite artists. I mean, I guess at first you could only really afford stickers, but maybe after a few years enough people would get involved that you could work your way up to little plastic...I dunno, pigs, I guess? Call them the Piggie awards? I think you have a great career as a critic here.

steph2568 2008-05-04 15:29:50

If you hate NG so much, why is it that you've been coming here since 2001 and are lvl. 21???

Wiiporter 2008-05-04 15:58:56

The movie category is completely bankrupt, you say? Watterlollies and Socklops and Alladin 3150 aren't fucking great enough for you?

xboxbob11 2008-05-04 16:34:21

The only game you approve of is Portal? What about the Impossible Quizes? You didn't like any of those?

Afro-Ninja 2008-05-04 19:17:05

Haha. Well, 'relevant content' is a subjective term, I can't argue with you there. So I guess you'll have to wait and see if any of my upcoming stuff impresses you.

SardonicSamurai 2008-05-04 22:55:45

Sprites

Afro-Ninja 2008-05-04 23:45:38

This kind of loser

LordZeebmork 2008-05-13 17:35:55

Newgrounds has been a shithole ever since the redesign and probably a long time before the redesign also.

DibbityDan 2008-05-23 17:50:51

0:47, black japanese

Madminifig 2008-05-25 19:14:25

I has a chu-chu.

W-P-S 2008-06-05 03:48:56

no shit