PiGPEN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Megabyte]

Ive been Lollered!

Im totally gonna use my pirated flash decompiler in conjuction with my pirated flash to edit this movie so that it says on screen "Im a Corprate Whore" every 5 seconds.

[Miss Dynamite XVIII]

ehhhh.

Nice animation but it wasnt funny (to me atleast) and the voice acting, music, sound effects and sound quality overall was half assed.

[The Little Girl]

very, very, VERY good

Besides needing a working preloader its technically masterful.
The story was awesome, dark and humerous, its easy to sympathise with Emiline. I wasnt entirely satisfied with the ending though, wishing on a star to dissapear seemed a bit too easy a device to end the story with.
Still an outstanding work, especially among the massive amounts of storyless and heartless animations on this site.

[Take On Me]

meh.

That was iffy at best....meh.......herm.......pah.

And you shouldve used the much better Tears for Fears original.

[Sleeping beauty yaoi]

Nice

Its perdy.....but i want more old men milking themselves.
(If there was ever a joke that needed to be run into the ground its milking.)

[Yu-Gi-Oh!: Duel Club]

perdy good that is

And im not biased towards it just because i do a few voices....and a song. Infact i no longer like the song...annoying as hell (guess i did it right).
I give it 1 and 3/5ths of thumbs....OMG MY THUMB!

[Beyond Gaming]

Attack of the Madness Clones.

That sucked. Usually i say why it sucked but im pretty sure all of you know why (read title). The only one that was any good was snare's animation but a single good apple doesnt unspoil the bunch.....or something like that.

Xionico responds:

yeh...something like that O.o

[Modest 2]

A splash of color.

The character design was interesting and the "camera" work was stylish. The action could use a bit more work, a good action flick makes the viewer feel the impact of every hit.
Specifically, For single enemy scenes the action needs to slow down a bit and in general the hits should look more devestating. A character being hit then simply falling to the ground doesnt cut it.
Next to fix would be the music, the music used didnt feel action-packed enough to fit nor was it anti-action enough (putting beautiful classical music in an action scene would be an example of anti-action...which often works very well).
And thirdly, not to sound like a vampire but it could use some blood...yknow, a splash of color.

ReZTeR responds:

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[Toad's Cookies]

that was cute ^_^

I liked it! I wish i could manage to get through a movie without making a bunch of sex jokes. -_-"
Really sweet and cute and silly and nicely animated and ...uh...yeah its good! get it!?

...now i want a cookie too.

[Paradise Lost]

totally un-biased review

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!
Animation rocked as per usual, Music was great oh and that Voice Actor deserves awards and praise and groupies hes so great and...uh.....yeah it was all around awesome.
CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE THIS SUMMER@!!!@#@1111

-PiGPEN