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An enjoyable 10 minutes of gameplay.
...where's the rest of it?
Author's Response:
glad you liked it while it lasted! yeah it's very short.. but we knew the first one would be. just wanted to see what we were capable of (which we now realise is much more!) and get a game out quick to see what people thought. next game will definitely be longer and far more interactive (albeit at the cost of being a bigger filesize).
thanks for the review!
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This was pretty painful to watch.
Tom seems super uncomfortable for most of it, the cgi set is extremely cheesy and the announcer person sounds spastic.
Author's Response:
we were trying to capture that pigpen style of art, I think we nailed it.
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This is like a fucked up psychedelic Betty Boop cartoon.
I especially liked the doctor walking scene with the crazy background loop.
Would've liked to have seen more of the title character....dancing fetus please!
Author's Response:
:D Maybe some day.
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he just makes me sick
he looks like a-
fun-fact: If you dont embed the characters of a dynamic text field, anyone who doesnt have the font you use in that text field will see the default font!
Author's Response:
yep i realized that i didn't embed the characters after i submitted it and then i went on with the rest of my life!!!!
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Im usually not big on 3d but this demonstrates a perfect use. The original design ideas of heavy use of black and reusable parts to make cheap but good looking animation carried over really nicely to 3d.
And im not usually big on creaming like a queer and coming up with stupidly obvious and infeasible game ideas but... seeing this made me want a 3d Tankmen multiplayer game....something like Conker's BFD's war games.
Also...is their a higher quality version of this available somewhere?
Author's Response:
I have higher quality versions, but I'm still working on where to post them.
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"i'm betting 5 bucks on this getting deleted"
After Load Animation,Pre-"Pre-Menu-Robot"-Quote, Pre-Menu robot,Menu,pointless music video style intro, credits, mid-animation (non-existant-)advertisement bumps, more credits,pr-re-menu animation.
It's really more like 11 minutes of animation with another 7 minutes of fluff.
The music choices didnt work out well this time around....and wtf is with Smite pulling a WHEN I WAS! Horrific.
The voice acting was too low in the mix to hear what they were saying often and alot of the voice acting from what i could make out lacked the appropriate emotion and/or timing of the scene.
The graphics were far too often funny...funny because they looked retarded....blob arms, one eye bigger than another or looking off in another direction, etc.
Story wise not much happened....a whole lot of buildup on the core storyline without any payoff while you waste alot of time doing mario fanservice. Yeah it was cool in Reboot 7 but thats because it was an interesting representation of Smite fucking up the computer, deleting stuff. It's been 2 episodes.....shouldnt he be on to other files by now? Was there a point to Luigi being tied up strapped with a bomb other than trying to make mario fanbois cream their pants?
All and all i'd like to see you strip back the nonsense so you can get back to the story......the yellow kid still hasnt done anything since he was introduced....besides say "wtf" alot.
Also i'd like my name off the credits.
Author's Response:
What a surprise, Ryan Lambourne wants attention!?!?
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That was cute. A nice story with a beginning middle and end (something rare on newgrounds). The character animation was a bit lacking due to the tweening and i feel it couldve used some sound effects.... but youre clearly gonna get laid for making it so my score probably doesnt matter to you.
As for converting to video... camtasia is pretty simple to use. Other than that you could just switch your movieclips to graphic clips (would have to lose the filters) and export it from flash.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the suggestions, but i can't use Camtasia, cause i have a Mac. I am using Macromedia Flash 8 Professional. and anytime i export it from flash to quicktime, no matter what video encoder i use, the frame rate or something in the animations doesn't translate properly. I've also tried screen capture apps. but all the ones for Mac seem to be retarded.
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Extremely well animated... but i also found it incredibly boring.
Also i didnt feel the music mixed well with the animation.
Not great entertainment but im sure it will look great in your resume.
On top of that.....it looks like it was made in flash.....if so, why did you convert it to video? Youve only raised the filesize and lowered the quality.
Author's Response:
It was made in Flash but because all of the movie's content was too huge for one file, I put it all together in After Effects. I understand that it lower its quality with a high file-size; sorry for the inconvience.
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Graphics were good in some places, horrible in others. Animation was ok in some places (albeit obviously rotoscoped) and horrible in others. Sound was average, voice acting could use some work and the overall soundtrack needs level tweeking (you should be able to clearly hear voices over backing music).
Story is....well its to be continued so i donno... it looks to be in a similar vein if not a straight ripoff of .hack though.
Almost average.....progress to you, mate.
Author's Response:
I promise you, this will not travel that agglutinated vein ;D
If we were making another story based on homicidal AI p33pz then i'd be wasting my time ;O
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Doesnt really look like an animatic, certainly nothing like a disney animatic like youve suggested. It really just looks like a choppy, lazily done animation.
The audio quality was poor, the male VA sucked, the female needs a better mic and to try harder...some good lines, lots of flat ones.
Story was alright but cant save it.
It just looks like you slapped the label "animatic" on this as an excuse.
Author's Response:
Funny. I never said it was a Disney animatic. I'm really sorry you feel that way. I also hope your salty review made you feel better,good day to you.
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