Score: 1

"Propaganda."

submission: Shed a Tear for Terrorism

date: January 12, 2006

Music was annoying, Graphics were good in some parts but crap in others so average overall, it pisses me off that you try and dress this up as having a message when its just some meaningless violent stuff. Dont try and give meaningless violence a meaning because then it becomes propaganda.

Score: 8

"Action Packed Package of Action"

submission: Power Star 2

date: December 17, 2005

This is great but you know that you smug egotistical bastard.
I think this has to be classed as one of the most intense action animations on newgrounds alongside Madness and Super Mario Reloaded.
The story is...well i donno....its more than nothing so thats better than most. Possesion by the dead, powerful relics...seems like the story of a Korean action film (flimsy but works). Im hoping the ending (part 3?) has a good twist to it that redeems the clicheness of the rest of the story.

Cant wait for the next.

Score: 6

"oh no! so slow!"

submission: Tile based game engine

date: December 15, 2005

The game is far too slow to be any fun. the vehicle is slow and unresponsive, weapons are slow...and im guessing alot of that has to do with lag...you couldve gotten the same game minus the lag if you didnt use tilebase. I know its the fancy hip thing to do and all but its laggggggy, definitely not meant for action games.

Score: 6

"R-iiiiiight."

submission: Bullying

date: December 13, 2005

You tell people to stop bullying.....by threatening violence.

Score: 4

"Why must you dissapoint me son?"

submission: Gaia Destruction

date: December 13, 2005

The graphics overall looked pretty crap, the animation was alright in some parts but total crap in others, the music is shit.
No story, you took some of the lyrics too literally (the song mentions an ark so for no reason you put in a raiders of the lost ark thing?!).

I gave it a 2.
Congratulations on daily award....you disgust me.

Score: 4

"googumproduce.c om/pics/ebkpoliceprofile.jpg"

submission: Pinch, Blink, Stay Alive

date: December 12, 2005

The backgrounds were nice but the animation was very choppy. Im not sure if theres a story to this and you couldnt execute it in a way that made sense or you thought you could get away with just making it look like it had a story.
The song was pretty lame, ive never actually heard Extra Blue Kind before but i knew of them because i used to go to the Mogusland forums (herded there from Nintendojo) and that ass Mogus would advertise them non-stop.

In short....you fail.

Score: 7

"Well done."

submission: Kanye vs Dubya

date: December 7, 2005

On the skill of this:
Nice animation, good song, funnyness.

On the politics of this:
Id say Kanye's statement is a bit out of line, whether Bush cares about Blacks isnt really evident...he obviously doesnt care about poor people though or anyone who isnt a) a rich buddy, b) an oil well, c) the nation of Israel where he plans to group the Jews to bring forth the Judgement Day and leave on a little boat with Jesus into Heaven-Land.

Score: 8

"har har.......J-KAR!!!!"

submission: stop wastin' my flavor

date: November 28, 2005

I enjoyed that as i do all your stuff (yay! dark comedy that includes suicide, pedophilia, incest, "nigga", etc.)
Only beef is that it took a reaaaaaaally long time to load (56k) and just because you decided to not cut the credits song down, no fair!

Score: 7

"Nice JetPac remake"

submission: Jetpac 2

date: November 23, 2005

I remember JetPac being harder than this though (did the original have health?) the graphics could stand o look alot better especially with the backgrounds and enemies. And i think you shouldve added some more variation to the enemies, have a few different kinds on a single stage and make them a bit smarter/faster.
It could be better but still a nice remake of a great game.

Score: 6

"i still dont get it"

submission: Spit the Slimemold 2000

date: November 21, 2005

It still doesnt make any damn sense....
The graphics are ok and stuff and i guess it was sorta a little bit funny (not really...you have a child-like sense of humor which i cant identify with). also what the hell was with the detective part??? he was supposed to explain and justify the story....instead you made it more random crap...........and you did my name wrong in the credits....die.