Recent Movie Reviews


Gowe - Aurora 8/16bit MV Gowe - Aurora 8/16bit MV

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Cool video, song sucks though.


Rikognition responds:

Maybe you can enjoy this version instead!
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/521571


Not so Happy Ending Not so Happy Ending

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude, nice animatan. Sakuga-certified.


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Little Big Apocalypse 2 Little Big Apocalypse 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Maybe take up FlashMX?

Too much lag, too little plot and too long to get through so little plot.
I read the manga too, which covered this "episode" and i read that in less than 30 seconds... and the rest of the manga amounted to another less-than-30 seconds. What you've posted of the manga doesn't feel like even one chapter. This animation even less so.


JMartin97 responds:

Screw MX i'm going back to 5.

Recent Game Reviews


Shitty Fucking Art Game Shitty Fucking Art Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

TANK U 4 MRAKING

Making a game about how pretentious art games are is the most pretentious thing ever but i enjoyed the playable credits and the 'see what people are saying behind your back' mechanic so it's a good game.


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I wanna be the flash game I wanna be the flash game

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Stop being pretentious.

This is the hereditary retardation of platform hell games.
A genre that's meant to be a parody of platformers, stewing in creative reimagination of what should be considered dangerous in a platformer.
This on the other hand is just elements of the imaginative games before it streamlined into a pathetic formula.
Rule of thumb: if players aren't going "LOL WOW! DID NOT EXPECT THAT" then you're not doing it right.

I would recommend you go play Owata so you can see the origins of the craft.
http://king-soukutu.com/flash/owata.h tml


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Back to the Cubeture 1 Back to the Cubeture 1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Neat.

An enjoyable 10 minutes of gameplay.
...where's the rest of it?


EdibleCastle responds:

glad you liked it while it lasted! yeah it's very short.. but we knew the first one would be. just wanted to see what we were capable of (which we now realise is much more!) and get a game out quick to see what people thought. next game will definitely be longer and far more interactive (albeit at the cost of being a bigger filesize).

thanks for the review!

Recent Audio Reviews


CLAB - Teqneek vs Carefoot CLAB - Teqneek vs Carefoot

Rated 1 / 5 stars

well damn, lets break this down...
teq: claims that if carefoot does a poor job he'll direct his verse2 at the next opponent
care: apparently did a really good verse because...
neek: directs this verse squarely at carefoot
foot: thinks teqneek did a poor job though and uses his verse2 to diss his following opponent

carefoot despite being inferior in skill wins this with a single epic flip.


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CLAB - suddle vs Willizard CLAB - suddle vs Willizard

Rated 2 / 5 stars

#freudianSlipFlow #toiletFunctionality
#erryoneGay #pitcherSwag #shitSaidBetweenVersesAlwaysWinsBattl es
#freeWilly #reBUTTsuddle #hardDickBars
#readingRandomShitFromYourRhymeNotebo ok
"son of mecca, alpha and omega" damn will, if only you were Nas and not currently in a battle.
Suddle seemed kinda lost and weak without a strong opponent but even with a quarter of his verses spent on generic gay disses (which everyone knows i dont respect) suddle still wins just because will completely wasted his last verse.



CLAB - Luke James vs Jang Gang CLAB - Luke James vs Jang Gang

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Luke James playing Juke Games on Jang-a-Lang Gang.
LJ4tw.


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Recent Art Reviews


TANK TANK

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cool

I think i'd like it a lot more without the overbearing halftone filter though.


deadspread83 responds:

Yeah, I tried it a couple of ways, this one just seemed better to me than the original. Thanks for the review, and good luck in the competition!


Lisa Miller Lisa Miller

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Damn that's cool.

You normally wouldn't think such cartoony design would work in 3D but it translates well.
....like Luis i also want nudes. :3


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WILD THING WILD THING

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

WINNING!

Hat shading looks kinda weird but nice art. You rockin' some Adonis DNA, bro.
He's probably cleaner than any player in MLB though.


JohnnyUtah responds:

i dunno, MLB players are prettyyyyy dirty. close call.